idreamofhighbury: ihopericksantorum: Two men interrupted a Rick Santorum event in Illinois with a same-sex kiss, and were promptly ejected by security when the crowd turned on them. The duo would would not reveal whether they were gay to reporter Savannah Ziegelbauer, emphasizing Santorum’s oft-divisive gay-rights policy, not their sexuality, as the important issue. ““I don’t think the message...
Where's my slanket?
reappropriatethis: If I didn’t already have perfect NYE plans (low key hang out at J&N’s) this would be the perfect plan:
natalieholiday: Guess who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn’t cried once today?? This moi!” Thank you, Tina Fey, for bringing Liz Lemon into my life.
My Muffin Top
tornthisway: Everyone knows the most delicious part of the muffin is the top. My muffin top is all that. Whole-grain, low-fat. I know you wanna piece of that, But I just wanna dance. Ch-checkin’ out my sweet hips, My sugar-coated berry lips. I know you wanna get with this, But I’m just here to dance. So back up off of me, You’re weirding me out. I’m an independent lady. So do not try to play me....
Julia Allison: Auld Lang Syne (1711) →
juliaallison: Should Old Acquaintance be forgot, and never thought upon; The flames of Love extinguished, and fully past and gone: Is thy sweet Heart now grown so cold, that loving Breast of thine; That thou canst never once reflect on Old long syne. On Old long syne my Jo, in Old long syne, That thou canst…
I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making...– http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2011/12/my-new-year-wish.html (via neil-gaiman)
Are you related to Yoda?
fuckyeahitsari: Cause Yodalicious
Neil Gaiman: For my money you're more like a shorter, thinner, younger but still American fat old Orson Welles.
Patton Oswalt: I hate you.
Neil Gaiman: Um, and I really want to see Young Adult.
Patton Oswalt: I've asked Paramount to ban you from all screenings.
Neil Gaiman: I will disguise myself as Orson Welles. I could smuggle several people into a YA screening in my Orson Welles suit.
Obama for America: Hi, Tumblr. →
barackobama: It’s nice to meet you. There are lots of reasons we’re excited to be launching the Obama 2012 campaign’s new Tumblr today. But mostly it’s because we’re looking at this as an opportunity to create something that’s not just ours, but yours, too. We’d like this Tumblr to be a huge…
My Daguerreotype Boyfriend: We know you love your... →
mydaguerreotypeboyfriend: We know you love your Daguerreotype Boyfriends. If you can possibly peel yourself off the fainting couch, please tell Newsweek just how much you crush on hot dead dudes. newsweek: So, we think we’re in love with the person behind Feminist Ryan Gosling. Like, really. We realize that’s…
Bourdain and Homme together. Forever. →
anthonybourdain: Dear Camille, I hear you were very upset with me after seeing the promo for this show, which I filmed recently with your Daddy and his friends. You saw me take Daddy’s guitar and smash it against a tree and I’m sure that was upsetting. That this was in fact a not so…
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of...– Rosemarie Urquico (via kblitz) (via conversationslips) Rosemarie no longer has an active blog, but she can be found on Facebook here: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=585211028 To see the post about how she was found, please go here. Thanks to Booksnbrew for searching! (via...
Ground Control, to Major Tom →
Tell my wife I love her, she knows
"Liking Is for Cowards"- Jonathan Franzen- The New... →
ahouseoflies: “Let me toss out the idea that, as our markets discover and respond to what consumers most want, our technology has become extremely adept at creating products that correspond to our fantasy ideal of an erotic relationship, in which the beloved object asks for nothing and gives everything, instantly, and makes us feel all powerful, and doesn’t throw terrible scenes when it’s...